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Brandon

Why is everybody calling me hot? I’m just pure annoying but I will take a compliment

But sarcasm is pretty funny and along with puns

Whoever said I can be an a-hole golden star to you

brandon is used in a sentence because it’s a name no more explaining needed.

by Somw dude February 22, 2019


Brandon

A tall and lengthy boi who is skinny and can reach the top shelf when you need him to.

Hey Brandon can you get that toy on the top shelf

by NichThibba October 29, 2019


Brandon

Brandon is just Pooh Shiesty and works the backseat goes 3 deep and gets 10 people shot. Sometimes goes by Rocky because he’s an absolute fashion killa. He also has a very ‘cute voice’.

Person 1: “do you know Brandon?”
Person 2: “ oh you mean Lisa’s bestie
Person 1: “yh him”

by Top Tier Taurus December 11, 2021


Brandon

Brandon is a ft6.2 dude that had one of the worst childhood I have heard he was in Foster care form the age of 7-14 and was abused many different ways his

Biological Dad died when he was 2 and when he got adopted his Foster dad died before the adoption so he never got to have a dad he is average in look's pretty buff and really serious when he is not laughing at jokes or smiling all so pretty intimidating but a nice guy when you get to now him a good friend all so very protective over the people he loves and cares about he is a player but does not mess with Thots if you meet a Brandon try to get to know him

That Brandon is a player

by Thatkid990 February 6, 2019


Brandon

A person who left someone for 9 years

Brandon is a dumbass

by Brandonjr left by him November 17, 2018


Brandon

Brandon is the most jealous most big hearted person ever and will put a smile on your face no matter what!!!

Pukí: hey look at Brandon and his girl...
Guloo: I knowww
Brandon: stop looking at my girl~

by Big_beezyy October 8, 2019


Brandon

A simp, but the good kind of simp.

Brandon is the good kind of simp.

by SimpingFool March 25, 2020