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When someone constantly love puffs in their underwear and the long brown stain that it unavoidably produces
Must have a bronze medal in there the amount he’s farted
A watch that looks good enough to wear, but not good enough to steal.
"Man, I work in a bad neighborhood. I can't wear a gold or silver rolex!"
"What you need, my man, is a Bronze Sundial"
Being bronze means Buying cheap And off brands Procudcts to save money.
Making your partner cum twice before you do, so you come in third.
God she was so hot...I thought it would just be a quickie, but I decided I was going for the bronze as soon as she got naked.
When you go to the beach fully clothed with no shoes or socks and they get tanned
Person 1: walks in barefoot wearing shorts
Person 2: "damn bros got the bronze Dogs!"