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General term covering stuff little kids like.
Joan's a grown woman yet she likes all these things little kids like.
I know, she likes bubblegum popcorn.
A phrase that ought to be on this site so as to preserve it in perpetuity as a culturally and aesthetically significant remark.
As expected, the phrase announces that the speaker intends to both kick bubblegum and chew ass, only to express regret that he is all out of ass to chew. Cue furious bubblegum kicking.
You think you’re the shit, huh, pal? You think you got what it takes? Well let me tell you this: I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass.
a friend of yours who is willing to try flavored condoms with you
i was at an event and they were handing out flavored condoms in the bathroom. would you like to be my bubblegum buddy so we can try them together?