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Jerking off for 72 hours straight Chris from Family Guy says he’s been buried in paperwork and he jerks off a lot so...
Season 5 episode 8 time he says it 18:15-18:20
If someone ask what you were doing and it was jerking off just say you were buried in paperwork no one needs to know ;)
Bury St Edmunds is a town in Suffolk. It is full of bindippers and chavs. You will not find a spot on bury that does not smell of stale piss. It is also home to a mediocre shite football team with an average fan age of 11.
Person 1: “Wyd tomorrow mate?”
Person 2: “Going out with my family”
Person 1: “Fair enough, whereabouts?”
Person 2: “Bury St Edmunds…”
Person 1: “Unlucky mate.”
I don’t know why the other definitions on this site are presenting bury as a good place. It is a shithole. There are two types of teenagers in bury - chavs and aLt KiDs. The chavs will try and ask for your snap. My advice is to not give it out unless you want to receive shitty dick pics and get called a slag for not sending nudes. Whereas the alts will probably stay awake unless provoked there are many of them that will “start” on you for no apparent reason. The one thing both of these social groups have in common is asking for cigs. They mostly all smoke Richmond's so any chance to smoke a proper cig is a marvel to them. Apart from this bury itself is an ok town. It has decent shops and some nice places. However you may want to avoid places such as: “Bury Urbis”, “Cracktunnel” and Millennium. Avoid these places unless you want to get second hand high, robbed, or called a dick.
“Are you going to bury today?”
“Nah I’d rather go to Manchester since Bury is just a B-tech of it anyway.”
When you get your grill preggers but leave her with what you left buried like a true alpha
Chad, we bring you to court this day on the account of "burying and leaving." What is your defence?
An attempt to close down a contentious matter by taking unilateral action. Usually has the opposite effect and spawns a thousand conspiracy theories
The US Army chose to bury at sea; "Megatron", leader of the "Decepticons", to maintain the illusion that there are no aliens on earth, and society is safe.
Having unprotected sex with a woman who has a large bush
Man, that chick from the music festival let me bury the hamster!
When you are a racist that is running for office to stay out of prison and you can't stand women, latinos, and military.
When Trump volunteered to pay for Fallen Soldier Vannesa Guillen's funeral, he stiffed the family like he does his contractors.
Trump "$60,000 to bury a fucking Mexican"
General- "but sir, you offered to pay it!"
Trump- "DO NOT PAY IT"