bunsen burner

Cockney slang for "nice little earner"

Meaning a task where the financial payoff exceeds the effort involved.

Shortened to "Buns" by Ricky Gervais in "The Office" much to the bewilderment of those present.

Doing some overtime tonight, pays double time, should be a bunsen burner mate.

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rice burner

Any automobile of asian origen which has been carelessly modifyed by a person with an IQ equal to the capacity of the gas tank. Usually classifyed by a paint job that would have blind men running to gouge their eyes out, enough Nitrous Oxide to make Hiroshima duck and cover, and an exhast pipe that would appear to have enough diameter to launch a watermelon over the Effiel Tower.

Recommended location for such a phenomenon:

Under the tire of a vehicle that actually is more threatening and powerful than an electric razor

Nuf said...

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BH-Burner

1. When you take a nasty shit and your butt hole burns after.
2. Butt Hole Burner

after eatting that school lunch, i went home and took a
BH-Burner.

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rim burner

A fire burning sensation from the deepest depths of hell that feasts on your asshole, different theories for causes include, poor wiping, foods that spawn a hellacious shit,or in some cases even over wipeage

yoouch, i shouldnt have ate that other double decker with hot sauce , i got one hell of a rim burner : /

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Bumsen Burner

A brief but impressive flame of burning methane gas which is created by igniting a fart.

Mickey nearly caused a riot down at the curry house last night when he burnt one off. "hey lads, hows this for a bumsen burner?" he exclaimed, lighter in hand.

Turner burner

A turner burner is the cheapest sorta freak that smokes tuner tobacco for £4 a 50g pouch and gets through a pouch every few days. A heavy smoker and a smoker of the cheapest most frowned upon tobacco.

Errr Andy you little turner burner.

Butt Burner

When you fart and the fart is hot enough to make your ass have a burning sensation. Also known as a hot fart. Usually a result of eating spicy and gassy foods.

I shouldn't have eaten those ghost pepper hot wings and beans. I've been pushing out butt burners all afternoon. My stomach feels a little better, but my sphincter is on fire!