When you puts warheads in you anus and then proved to chug expired milk and then aggressively have diarrhea out of your nose after blocking your ass
Bro last night I had a sour butthole that shit burned
To let out a decent sized fart.
Because Richard had to rip butthole whilst sitting on my sweatshirt, it reeked for the next week.
A non-douched, under-prepared butt
hole.
A butthole that has had no effort in the preparation of a good time.
A tired anus after being used multiple times and losing elasticity, one that has little to no sphincter control and would benefit from a daily ritual of kegals.
That Grindr Boy had an aggressively lazy butthole. Like, we couldn’t even feel each other.
People who slide down bannister rails.
Those butthole surfers never take the stairs.
Small balls of toilet paper that end up on the floor from overzealous wiping. Usually contains traces of dookie.
I'm not sure who was in this bathroom before me, but judging by the butthole confetti, they're having a rough day.
When you take a dump and after the solid turd comes out you have explosive diarrhea.
I just had the worst champagne butthole ever. Turd particles splattered everywhere.
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