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The point at which your WiFi signal is total crap but your cell phone refuses to switch over to using cellular data and your connection is useless, e.g., browser is stuck spinning, app is not responsive and won’t load new content.
Jane: Hey Jack, check out this photo I just posted on Instagram.
Jack: I can’t do crap on my phone right now because I’m stuck in the WiFi Butthole outside my home. Give me a minute so my phone will switch to cellular.
When you cease and desist all penial trade into your womans anus because shes being a total bitch.
The woman successfully shut the fuck up once the butthole embargo had been put into place.
A person that likes to puff other men's penises into there arse for a sum of cash.
Josh? What a fucking butthole puffer .
Using your butt to open a bottle of beer.
What is my cousin doing pulling his pants down and putting his beer in his asscrack? Oh, he is using his Butthole Opener!
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It's a scrunchie
Me: hey that kinda looks like a butthole
Friend: we that's disgusting
Me: ur disgusting ur the one with a pocket butthole
Another name for a bagel, a traditional Jewish baked good. Named so because of it's visual similarity to a butthole.
Frank went down to Einstein's to get the office some coffee and butthole biscuits.
Where you are in a public place (like school or a museum) and you have a mad batch of diarrhea brewing... its so bad that you're clenching your anus so as not to leak out any butt sludge before you safely arrive at a toilet... in the meantime, you have a stream of sweat running down your back, and down your butt crack...
I ate some bad meatloaf at lunch today, and later I got a terrible case of the butthole sweats while in english class... I thought my colon was going to explode all over my chair!