Telling some you hate/stalker/girlfriend that you broke your leg and moved to California where every night you will have to submit your phone to the ward because you're a juvenile delinquent.
Do you still talk to anne?
No im pulling a cali
Weed that comes in a colorful packet, usually god tier shit that your friend will claim came from California.
Me: DAMN this gas is fire
Friend: Ofc bro it's a cali pack
The butter-soaked buds that remain after making cannabutter, known to taste like extremely salty Parmesan cheese.
Ever since she decided to try some of that Cali Parm while baking those brownies, she's been too high to function.
Consuming mushrooms and molly (MDMA) at the same time
"Dude I got so messed up last night"
"How?"
"I was cali flipping"
Lifestyle situation in the Southwest Canadian region.
The act of chilling pretty aggressively, near or around waves, during the week while collecting income. Originating in the United State of California.
Bicycling during the day beachside between/during calls. Often includes brunch outdoors and/or starting the workday by logging in remotely around 12pm ET.
Usually involves: work, weekday vibes, waking up without an alarm, remote +/- sandwiches, coffee, avocado toast, etc.
My cousin, Sergio, gets mad top on the west coast and his work is straight Cali WFH. I’m hella jealous of the culture.
when a person refrains from Most drugs. Excluding weed in moderation and coke on the weekends.
She goes to N/A meetings call wifey although she is Cali Snober.
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When someone has absolutely nothing to be depressed about, but acts and suggests that they are anyway.
"What's wrong?"
"Nothing. It's just that I've been depressed lately."
"Are you sure you aren't cali depressed?"