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One of the rich people's paradises! The only state that has more Targets than Walmarts. California's geography is extremely diverse. Northern California is mostly forests, farmlands, and mountains. Southern California is mostly cities, valley, mesa, deserts, and beach towns. The Bay Area is mostly cities, robots, and wine.
I love California, but it's too expensive!
The shittiest state in the USA. It is soo liberal and gay. There are soo many fuckin laws against things. Like every kind of gun is banned there and crime is still up the ass there.
Mike said hey guys lets go to California and i said you dumbass California fucking sucks ass
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The ultimate way out of a (song)writer's block.
California...knows how to party (x2)
In the city of L.A.
In the city of good ol' Watts
In the city, the city of Compton
We keep it rockin! We keep it rockin!
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Sunny Days, full of gays...
Beaches as long as the Taxes are high...
Hope you speak Spanish so you can get by.
I left it in 2008, living in Oklahoma and doing great.
I am starving in California, I can't speak Spanish so I can not order food at McDonald's
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California has oranges, and beaches, but Florida has a longer coastline, and better oranges.
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State with the largest film, porn, agricultural, and alternative energy industries in the Western Hemisphere. It is also the home of the hottest women and best food in America. Disneyland resides in California.
A much better place to live than Texas
I'm from California therefore I am eight times better than you.
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California...... Home of the stoned surfer dudes who check out beach-tanned models all day while enjoying feasts of food so big they can never finish a meal.
Or... home of the idiot sheeple, the majority that gets screwed over by the state's laws... A big bunch of people who are hardly allowed to own a firearm and are forced to abide by ridiculous laws.
So come visit, we have a place in society for everyone here! Whether you're homeless, rich, homeless, famous, or homeless, we offer all you'll need to build your shelter under a bridge!
Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Hella
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