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f***ing hell in a Scottish accent
June: were going to taco bell this Saturday afternoon!
Veronica: oh Canal.
A small, man-made river made for drainage (?). Perfect for floating down in the summertime.
Damn, that canal was cold
She ate it as she entered the canal
The Canal, a genuine art in white trash neighborhoods. It is the process of placing a bottle of water inside of the anus, allowing the bottle to completely empty. Afterwards, you proceed to have sloshy anal sex.
Jim: "Man remember that girl I met in the trailer park last week?"
Steve: "Yeah man... Brandi was her name right?"
Jim: "Yeah man... She taught me about the Canal..."
Steve "Dude...."
HOME OF THE DOPEHEADS AND A FEW CRACKHEADS LEFT FROM 1990 , A CUT THROAT PLACE WHERE DOPEHEADS THINK MONKEYS ON THEY BACK , WHITE BITCHES SELLLING FOOD STAMPS , BABIES OUTSIDE WITH NO SOCKS DIRTY FEET , FUN FACT THE DOPE IS MORE LIKED WITH FETTY NO WAP , MATTER FACT FUCK BROTHERS RIGHT THERE BY THE BRIDGE THE MEXICAN LADY CAN SUCK MY DICK FROM THE BACK WITH HA TROY PAMLOU LOOKIN ASS
IM CROSS THE CANAL , fuck son
HOME OF THE DOPEHEADS AND A FEW CRACKHEADS LEFT FROM 1990 , A CUT THROAT PLACE WHERE DOPEHEADS THINK MONKEYS ON THEY BACK , WHITE BITCHES SELLLING FOOD STAMPS , BABIES OUTSIDE WITH NO SOCKS DIRTY FEET , FUN FACT THE DOPE IS MORE LIKED WITH FETTY NO WAP , MATTER FACT FUCK BROTHERS RIGHT THERE BY THE BRIDGE THE MEXICAN LADY CAN SUCK MY DICK FROM THE BACK WITH HA TROY PAMLOU LOOKIN ASS
IM CROSS THE CANAL , fuck son
You kick someone in the shin and when they inevitably bend over to grab their leg you shove your dick in their mouth.
Wendy wouldn't give me a BJ so I surprised that bitch with a North Korean Root Canal.
When a man atempts anal sex with a woman who has been constipated for many days in order to clear the blockage/release the pressure.
"Jimmy tried to give me the blocked canal last night but despite his efforts he didn't succeed."