Someone that cuts you open just to motorboat your insides
I hear that vegan cannibals are the new hot thing since its more ethical.
A person who takes recently washed (or dirty but re-useable) kitchen utensils or crockery from a dish rack rather than taking new ones out of the drawer or washing their own.
Zak: There are no clean teaspoons in the cutlery drawer...
Sara: Just use a dirty one from the dishrack - it's all tea!
Zak: Eww gross! You're such a dishrack cannibal!
A disorder in which the patient is jealous of his or her bestfriend's newly found love. The patient is being ignored or feels replaced/less important than the bestfriends new partner.
My bestfriend got a new boyfriend, and I feel less important, therefore I have Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder.
Derogatory term to describe Christians and all followers and who believe in Jesus Christ and who hold the Bible as their holy book, which includes the following: Catholics, Protestants, Orthodox, Mormons, Evangelicals, etc.
Christians are cannibals because Jesus Christ told them to eat of his flesh and drink of his blood in the Bible.
A person who is fed up with people
Cannibal: Ugh I'm so hungry
Cannibal 2: Here have the cold shoulder
A person who is fed up with people.
"Are you a cannibal?"
"...yeah..."