Not pedantic about the established canon for fandom. You love the fandom, and are able to enjoy where the new versions take you.
"Weren't they still enemies then? Oh, this is not canon, but that is okay. I am Canon Fluid."
Canonical Lori is just the best if they have it in their Instagram name and act like a mum to you you gotta love it also she’s just awesome
“Hey Canonical Lori your awesome”
“I know”
When a woman shoots your dick out of her vagina
Stephanie gave me a sausage-canon last night while she came!!
I really want to sausage-canon some dick right now
When your girl is jerking you so good you shoot a massive load of cum out of your dick
I gave anthony such a good cream Canon last night
Liz Canons are one of a kind, and very hard to come by. They like to pet dogs and play volleyball. They also love starbucks and sing the national anthem better than any celebrity guest at the Super Bowl. The are really smart, tell great jokes, and are very nice to under and upper classmen alike. If you find yourself a Liz Canon, you are very very lucky.
-Wow that girl is such a good outside hitter and libero.
-I heard she plays the French horn too.
-Then her name must be Liz Canon.
A small sexy fucking nigger camera of a fucking sexy one. Flipup camera is fucking nigga sexy.
Canon: Build
Canon G7X Mart II: gets fucked so hard its number 1 camera
just the best person not 4"1 or stupid and is way beter than chris and is better than chris at everything else
Person 1: Dude I just saw a little chocolate cupacake who tripped on her own shoelace and accidently KILLED five babies!
Person 2: Oh yeah! that was chris, he just sucks at everything and is not like Chayse canon who is cool beans! chayse is cool