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A real nifty phrase that should be carefully utilized only in situations where other, more colorful, words do not have a place. For example, when an a**hole is being dismissive or ignoring their sh*tty behavior, you may use to this phrase as a way to say “you’re a piece of sh*t, f*ck off until you realize what an a**hole you were”.
Also doubles as a good way to tell someone that you are disappointed they forgot your birthday and instead of apologizing for it, decided to start an argument.
Example: I was really disappointed by the lack of care you showed recently, and the fact that you decided to argue instead of making it right really hurt. TAKE CARE.
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Self care is putting absurd amounts of Parmesan cheese on your spaghetti
Self care is important when going to any restaurant.
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A less sincere version of who cares. You can just throw it around to bother people. Usually does the job at owning people in arguments.
Aryan: hey can I play a song
Claire: who care
Metaphorically describes someone's attempt to make you care, often about something that matters about as much as a gram of piss. The care missile is generally depicted as a large nuclear warhead with a smiley face visible somewhere on its body. Make sure to notify the launcher when the missile doesn't hit its mark.
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See also cool story bro.
Ryan: Oh my God, dude. I ate this taco five minutes ago and I just about shat my pants.
Jim: WHOOOOSH! Hear that? That's the care missile landing in the Sea of Japan.
When a group of popular kids exclude unpopular kids from their caring/attention.
Bro, Jason's such a faggot. I think he and the other popular kids have selective caring.
The system whereby Mamma takes care of all the crap everyone in the house fails to do (picking up socks, putting away shoes, taking dirty dishes to the sink, etc..)
Used in a sentence:"I forgot to pick up my dirty socks from the living room floor; but that's OK because I'm covered by OMomma Care."