Someone who will never get a return text from a female
Did you get a text back from that chick at the bar?
Nah I’m a real Sam Carmel
A girl with big ass swag and a phat ass
Person 1 : damn bro look at that girl
Person 2: Thats Carmel-Morgan!
Bobblybitko : she’s so swaggy and sexi <3
When you insert Salted Burger king fries inside a Woman's buttocks (Normally African American), and the Salted Fries get lost inside of her anus never to be seen again until her next defecation. After defecation, you fish the fries out of the feces to make a nice side dish for your friends and family.
Go to the Burger King on 3rd Street, pick up some Salted Fries. I need to cook up some Salted Carmel Fries for my little sister's third birthday.
When monkeys give each other blow jobs
when one monkey gives a carmel appe they are well...
A girl who is very underrated . Danielle Carmel’s have the best personality coinciding with amazing looks and brains!
Girl: Taylor is such a Danielle Carmel , she is so amazing and doesn’t get as much attention as she deserves !
Boy: wow, you’re right!
Pimp ass crazy head chef and dean and culinary institute of charleston. Known for crazy antics with no regard to personal safety.
Drinking a Hurricane during a hurricane? Pulling a Chef Carmel, eh?
When a strong man ejaculates into a woman's mouth and the proceeds to turn around and defecates into her mouth. She gargles the waste in her mouth and then spits it onto the mans chest and swirls it with her tongue.
My wife was trying to spice up our sex life, so we performed a carmel swirl.