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How people back then said yolo
Grandparent When She Was A Child: Wanna go have a pie eating contest?
Grandparent's Friend When She Was A Child: Hmm....
Grandparent When She Was A Child: Oh, come on. Carpe diem!
Grandparent's Friend When She Was A Child: Oh, fine.
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When consenting couples engage in anal sex; the penis is pulled out of the ass and the ass is agape. The man then snorts up a luge and spits it in the agape ass and then tries to fish out the luge with his dick.
Dave was banging Jill's ass. Then Jill asked Dave to go fishing for ass carp. He hocked a luge in her ass and began fishing
Seize the Keys. A Hurricane Thursday event at the University of Tulsa where students drive golf carts on The U with drunk goggles on, to teach about drunk driving.
I'm going to Carpe Key 'em that kid over there, he's drank too much.
Possessing an uncanny ability to bed the opposite sex, despite appearance, wealth, or social standing. Reasons for this range from the unknown to large amounts of cocaine.
Ol' Fred is ugly as shit but he gets all the ladies.
Aye, he got dem carps doe.
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(phrase) One whom has thoroughly participated in the logistic, purchase, recovery of beer, and cracking of the first beer(s).
:"Are you drinking on a Monday?"
:"Yeah, Carpe Beer Run."
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A day where everyone posts pictures of any type of carp that they can find
"It's Carp Day today! Time to post some Carp pics!"
"Don't forget Carp Day on December 19"
"Today is December 19: Carp Day"
While getting fellatio, sitting at the edge of any body of water, the giver (who is neck deep in water) deepthroats, puts their hands on their cheeks like gills, and stares at receiver with as big of eyes as possible.
I caught the carp in the poolroom.