Cat

Tiny evil demon that happens to be SO. FUCKING. ADORABLE}.

My cat is evil, it just scratched up my couch!

cats

smol demons

cats are smol demons, cute ones tho

Cat

Are in your dim sums

Asian: Did you cut up the cat and cook them in the dim sums, with the dogs

Cat

A demon in feline form which has successfully hacked natural selection by manipulating the dominant species. The most prevalent and destructive invasive species known to man, cats wreak havoc on songbird populations, ruin indoor air quality and kill humans with Toxoplasmosis and Bartonella infections worldwide. Prolonged exposure to their Toxoplasma bacteria will cause humans to lose their will and become cat thralls over time.

"My cat clawed my daughter's face off yesterday. It was her fault for moving so suddenly and thankfully the cat is ok."
- a cat thrall

Cat

Cats are known as mammals and some cats are crazy

I saw a cat

Cat

A cat is a very lazy animal that's mostly always grumpy. A cat is an adorable creature some times, because if you make a cat angry you won't want to be near it.😺

A cat is lazy, fluffy some times, angry, and adorable.😸😻

Cat

murderers, they will kill you in your sleep, STAY AWAY they will try to trick you with their adorable looks.

WHOA DUDE STAY AWAY FROM THAT CAT