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A phrase that is so fucking unfunny due to the 13 (or 9) year olds using it
John: “Caught in 4K” is unfunny
Patrick: yea I agree mate
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Who the fuck searches that but no porn here
Last night i got on pornhub and searched step siblings caught.
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What happens when someone hooks up with an overweight person on a one-night stand.
Aaron: "Did you see that porker Howard just left with?"
Becky: "Yeah, he's caught the swine flu."
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Partaking in random gay sex. Used within the gay community as code, so only other gay people understand. Heterosexuals will simply wonder why the person shows no visible signs of being wet.
"Dude, I was walking home from work, then I got caught in the rain!"
"I was walking through the park... then I got caught in the rain"
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An Irish saying for being taken by surprise/caught out/an unforeseen event/unpleasant circumstance etc. Many things could lurk in long grass, such as 'shnækes' and other slithery adversaries, to whom one might owe money for instance.
The grass is long, you can't really see what's about you and hence it makes for a prime ambush spot. Visualise strolling through a meadow and all of a sudden being leapt upon by a prowler in the undergrowth. Rarely used in reference to an actual meadow...moreso as a highly amusing colloquialism when rendered in the local accent.
"Seamus owes me €1000, the fecker. Don't ye worry lads, I'll catch'im in the long grass yet!"
"Mick was caught in the long grass by his dealer for late payment"
Waking up with an unknown, unattractive female would count as having caught oneself in the long grass!
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The number 1 rule, the golden rule, the only rule for stealing.
Friend1: Man, I got service hours for shoplifting.
Friend2: You dumbass, you broke the rule.
Friend1: Which one?
Friend2: Don't get caught.
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