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Cause Cannon

A wearisome, vacuous windbag that takes any opportunity to spout Guardian-esque pinko rhetoric in relation to any left-wing hobby-horse as if they were an authority that cannot be challenged or questioned.

"That twerp Tarquin's mouth sewer was firing out the Mayor's tripe about air quality in the pub again last night as if it's not a smoke screen for more stealth taxation. What a total Cause Cannon."

by LastRealist August 29, 2023


I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard

I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard is used when somebody mentions that you are "stoned" so you respond by saying you have a raging boner.

Random bot "Bro's stoned "
Guy "I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard"

by jerilds April 25, 2024


Trump caused Covid

The bullshit idea that it's Trump's fault for COVID, not only ignoring the fact that recently the CDC discovered that only 6% of counted COVID deaths were actually COVID deaths, but the fact that it was due to the fact that many governors did things that Trump had no control over, such as the fact that Governor Cuomo sent old people to die in state nursing homes, deaths which helped cover up, while attacking Trump, and furthermore, Trump signed the largest stimulus bill in US history to help, oh and there's also the fact that overall, Trump had no effect on the decision of the state governments, considering that the US has a federal system where the states can decide for themselves what policies to have, so even Trump putting out guidelines still didn't mean that all governors had to follow them. Overall, everything is mainly reliant on the states.

Leftist dumbass: Trump caused Covid Haha Cuomo is such a good boy he should run for president he cares about covid and climate change and he stands up to Trump
Anyone with any IQ over room temperature: Did you know that Cuomo sent old people to die in New York nursing homes and also the fact that he helped cover up deaths afterwards? Oh and consider the fact that he shut down 2 reactors at the clean and powerful Indian point Nuclear power plant, as a result of which reliance on carbon dioxide emitting natural gas increased.

Leftist dumbass: (AOL noises) Orange man bad! He is literally *Insert average movie dictator* and we are *Insert generic hollywood rebel* !

by Gaylordgangster69 September 16, 2020


what causes appendix to burst

In some moderation, the appendix makes your poop hard, the infection will cause good bacteria, when the poop gets stuck in your abdomen or anus, the pinworm will stay in your belly, soon after that, the pinworm causes fluid or mucus inside your anus, the fluid and mucus causes your appendix to burst, soon after that, the poo will get soft and it may cause diarrhoea or constipation, and the poo will get soft any minute, and the pinworm starts to die, and the appendix will burst.

What causes appendix to burst is a sad story.

by Debskelly1985 May 30, 2023

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cause group

(n.) - A special-interest group or social activist group that espouses a specific cause to improve society or promote social or political concerns

"There is no special cause group for Dutch people in America, but there should be since many of our English words, such as Dutch treat and dutch oven and dutch wife are slurs on the Dutch."

- overheard at a watercooler outside a bookstore in Amsterdam on April 3, 2010

by PRwiz101 April 5, 2010


Aggravated torture causing bodily harm

The criminal code and international charge i am pressing against ontario and canada after 1523 bb gun bbb birdshot suicide attempts 2 cut flexor tendons and 3 broken bones 2 in my foot and cracked ribs.

My life.

398 hospital apprehensions that broke bone, 1523 suicide attempts by firearm broke bone,
320 million dollars from health canada,
9 years of police brutality,
7 cities and towns fled from
74 friends legally dead
And
3 identification name changes

I want canada charged with Aggravated torture causing bodily harm as a victim of injustice as K.C.W.G.
Kaelen cody william granger-as on birth certificate

by Cody5050 May 12, 2023


cause spooning in a dress

Someone who's too fat to get into a dress and have to refund it back

that's cause spooning in a dress duh

by TheJocker037 October 5, 2019