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When you throw a piece of hotdog at the ceiling and it sticks
"Where's my hotdog?"
*looks up*
"Holy shit it made a ceiling nipple!"
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Someone (Or something) that is a complete and udder freak.
Hey, did you heard about the new girl?
Yeah, what a Ceiling Sack!
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A term describing the maximum level a woman or ethnic minority can achieve before it is necessary to be a white male to go further.
After four years working at Innetec, I have unfortunately hit the glass ceiling.
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Painting the ceiling is when you haven't jerked off in two weeks and you spank the monkey and you scored a giant load all over the place
I thought I was going to get it on with this girl last week but she didn't show up. Man do I have blue balls so I decided to watch some porn and I ended up painting the ceiling
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The impenetrable barrier of ass that keeps straight people from aspiring to gayness.
Justin Timberlake would be gay, but he hit the ass ceiling.
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Karl-shaped variant of Ceiling Cat
Ceiling Karl is watching you masturbate.
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When an author appears in their own work of fiction and interacts with the characters they’ve created.
The phrase is a nod to “Breaking the Fourth Wall”, wherein characters acknowledge the fact that there is an audience/that they are in a work of fiction. (Famous example: Deadpool)
See also: metafiction
Dude 1: Do you ever read Pearls Before Swine?
Dude 2: Yes! I love how he’s always breaking the ceiling in that strip.
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