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A person who doesn’t interact with the opposite sex and is antisocial. Highlights of his day but not limited includes looking at off-road tires online not talking to girls and avoiding them at all cost and eating at sushi buffet alone.
“Wow! Look at that girl over there why don’t you go try and talk to her, you better not be a CESAR.”
The most amazing baby am in the entire world. He is so sweet and caring and will treat you like a princess. He is so handsome and he am a gentleman. He wants to hold your purse for you and your jacket. He is always warm and cuddly. Physical touch is one of his strongest love languages because he loves hugs and kisses and to hold hands. He has the most beautiful brown eyes that you can just stare into and he has the cutest smile. He has a resting b face at times but that’s usually when he’s tired. He loves to go places to eat and explore new places. His favorite food at Egg Harbor is the Lobster Scrambler. Cesar is the best boyfriend ever. I can’t wait to marry him someday and be able to spend more time together.
Girl: I met a guy named Cesar but he just isn’t a good person
Me: That’s because there’s only one Cesar that fully describes this description.
The God of cod, he is also known for being short and having really good game with women.
Cesar is a fine ass 🥷 he gets every girl he wants him, he has a shit ton of money he is loyal he don’t play every girl that has been whit him. Regrets leaving because he is the most handsome and kind mf he gives blow jobs like no one else he has a 9inch dick he makes girl cry he leaves them whit out being able to walk HE IS HIM
Hell get every girl = HE IS HIM Cesar
Once in a blue moon you will stumble across a diamond in the form of someone that will change you forever. Cesar's are that diamond. There's a high chance you will meet a Cesar in a very unique, & wholesome way. They come into your life when you're least expecting it, & you will form an instant infatuating connection to them. Their personality is infectious, & addicting to be around. Some may find them to be crude, or even mean. But their obnoxious outbursts of silly banter & bullying hold no real depth. Under the surface they are the kindest, most loving, & loyal souls you will ever encounter. They are very reserved & personal people, with guarded emotions & a lack of trust. To be loved by a Cesar is to be loved unconditionally, purely, & eternally. Cesar's tend to have low self esteem in regards to their physical appearance. Yet to the outside eye, they are breath takingly attractive. Cesar's are protectors, leaders, & have away of bringing divided people together. You may easily find yourself opening up to a Cesar. They create a space that feels warm & welcoming. There are vast pool of words that can describe a Cesar. Funny, ratty, cute, kind, thoughtful, short, sweet, attractive, loyal, patient, respectful, bully, positive, alpha, helpful, and so on. Cesar's are well rounded individuals with ambition, & a means to make their dreams come true. If you've found yourself a Cesar, never let them go. For they are one of life's greatest gifts, & most valuable treasures.
I just met Cesar, he's an amazing person!
Whoa you're friends with Cesar?! You're so lucky!!
That's Cesar for you, always goofing around.
Cesar is the most over whelming guy you’ll ever meet and has the sexiest tackuache truck in the whole neighborhood but when you see him you will feel safe but when he goes you’ll feel far Cesar has the biggest dick in the town and can fuck a bitch in any space and at any time with his 6 pack
Funny.Ideal.dreamy.
Hard to offend.
Laughs at those who insult him cause he is a man who owns a legion.
Can laugh at himself,and probably does have a small dick.
Gay look at his empire.He probably has the right to play the woman cause he is King and breaks the rules.And owns centurion men probably the men hung like horses,let's keep it on the down low,cesar loves his guards tall and strong.But besides his hard work at keeping his troops together he has to work hard to impress the people to get them to stay peaceful.
He plays the victim because he makes everyone make the first move so he will call you gay no matter what,he doesn't know wrong till you teach him..and Brutus well he will be brutus.
You: There is cesar
Cesar:Hail Cesar!
EVeryone:Hail Cesar!
He is so charming.
He is cesar.