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The Chang Scale is a universal measurement of how high a person is.
The scale is organized as follows:
0 - Sober
1 - Semi
2 - Subdued
3 - Stoned
4 - Stupid
5 - Surreal
Hope: Dude, I'm so high
Johnna: Wait, how high?
Hope: I'd say on the Chang Scale, I'm about a 3.5
Johnna: Nice!
Leaving the dick bag at home before stuffing a broad like a christmas goose; filling shorties like boston cream pie doughnuts
Bro #1: How was it bro? Did you split the check?
Bro #2: Not only did we split the check, but I also got to go back to her crib and leave the change
The act of paying for McDonalds dollar menu items with purley coinage.
"Yo man you wanna hit up some McDonalds?"
"Sorry man I've got no cash money."
"Well just grab some change out of my car, we'll hit up Change Donalds. Ya know what I mean!"
To drink Hennessey and smoke weed.
We were Chang N' It all day in Vegas.
The half-American half-Chinese guy who shows up a lot on Fox channel to "predict" the "coming collapse of China" literally every year for more than 20 years.
A: Hey, China is going to collapse soon!
B: But statistics say otherwise. Who told you that?
A: It's this China expert called Gordon Chang from Fox News.
B: Dude, he suffered from his Chinese ethnicity during his childhood in New Jersey. His mind is fucked up to the point that he likes badmouthing China to prove his American identity nowadays.
Chinese: Don't you dare to insult him! He is our beloved comrade on a mission to brainwash the Americans into thinking that China is going to collapse.
The art of acquiring another person's or businesses property without trading currency or object for its value
I was gankin change earlier today that's how I got all this free shit.
Mr. Chang is a 31 year old pedo science teacher. The most awkward and retarded person I've ever met.
Mr. Chang sucks ass!