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Disney Channel

Disney Channel: A means to ruin kids brains into thinking that there are no parents in life. If a parent does decide to offer advice they are ridiculed, setting the idea that a 13 year old boy or girl knows anything. Each show is about children between the ages of 8-18. Somehow, many live in tony metropolitan settings without being able to pay for rent or food. There are no parents to offer advice. When there are parents they are idiots. Disney is doing a great job to undermine parents jobs to teach them about life. Instead, children believe that they are autonomous.

Dad: Hey Sienna and Josh, why don't you stop watching the Disney Channel and do your homework. It is due tomorrow.

Kids: Fuck off you idiot. We will do it later. Get us some Reeses Crunch bitch.

Dad: ok

by Nightfly September 19, 2014


channel nazi

Someone on the internet who consistently reminds everyone they are talking in the wrong channel.

That mod is such a channel nazi.

by truckinbuddy March 7, 2018


fake channel

a channel that shows movies with commercials

per1: oh i love that movie
per2: me too, but it on a fake channel

by hatememakeme December 23, 2013

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channel traitor

Someone who appears in one show then appears in another on a rivaling channel

Bob from Good Luck Charlie was in an episode of The Thundermans, he's a channel traitor!

by chirpy bird July 10, 2017


Tea Channels

YouTube channels that talk about make up drama

"what do tea channels cover"

"make up drama like Jeffee Starr and James Charles"

by fuckteachannels October 15, 2021


Disney Channel

1. A TV channel that instantly gives you a disease upon watching it.
2. A TV channel that destroys your body in half the time that cigarettes do.
3. A TV channel that needs to take the stick out of its ass and make some realistic, non Christian oriented programming
4. A TV channel that produces some of the most messed up "celebrities."
5. A TV channel that only braindead idiots watch.

idiot: I just got syphilis!!
intelligent person: were you watching Disney Channel?

intelligent person: oh my god, did u see that?
idiot: u can't say god! thats disrespectful!
intelligent person: do u watch disney channel?

idiot: i think miley cyrus is the coolest!
intelligent person: is ur definition of "cool" a disease ridden whoreslutbitch who cant sing worth shit and is anorexic?

by alx-nikki August 25, 2009

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Channel two

Synonym for a deuce, or a very large shit.

It became a synonym after KWGN Channel 2 in Denver renamed themselves 'the Deuce' in a very stupid move to try to attract a younger audience.

1. "Where did Kevin go?"
-"He's dropping a channel two in the restroom."

by Connaรฎtre April 14, 2009

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