Kid: Hey hop on school of chaos
KID 2 : HELL NO I deleted that crap its full of scammers
kid: OK
Hey Yesterday I got Cured of being homo Once I clicked uninstalled school of chaos
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Currently (June 2007), the newest album by progressive metal band Dream Theater. It consists of 8 tracks and is the first album recorded with DTs new label, Roadrunner Records.
Tracks
1. In the Presence of Enemies - Part I
2. Forsaken
3. Constant Motion
4. The Dark Eternal Night
5. Repentance
6. Prophets of War
7. The Ministry of Lost Souls
8. In the Presence of Enemies - Part II
You ought to buy Systematic Chaos!
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A Beefy Chaos is an epic sex maneuver that begins when a man goes to a club with his pants stuffed with slabs of raw meat. He then picks up a sweet babe and convinces her to go home with him.
After ten minutes of dry humping, the female will begin to think that the squishy lump fornicating her asscheeks is merely the young stud's impressively huge, yet unerect phallus.
As the male continues to kiss the female gently on the cheeks, the female seeks to engage the full potential of the schlong. The female unbuttons his pants and... Surprise! It's a Beefy Chaos!
Girl 1: I got Beefy Chaosed again last night.
Girl 2: Again? Wtf!
Girl 1: Good thing I'm vegan.
Girl 2: Ain't that the truth, high five!
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theory that everything explains everything
there are many theories to find which one explains the most instead of picking multiple ones
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1. One who enjoys "chaoing baaks"
2. 1970's television star
3. Big Tenor Saxophone alum
Chao Baaks tongued that one so hard it broke!
Chao Baaks says, "You're a homo."
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According to the tabloid Weekly World News, it is a supernexus omnipotent dust cloud that is going to kill all of us in nine years. It is made by Hawking Radiation and swallows any planet it encounters.
Guy 1: Hey dude did you hear about that Chaos Cloud that's gonna kill us in nine years?
Guy 2: Dude screw that, Weekly World News is full of shit.
Guy 1: Nuh-uh!
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