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When fisting a girl you bring your hand to your lists give it half a chef's kiss, the continue to shove your hand in her chooch and open your fist like a flower.
I knew he was the one after he pounded me with the best chef's fist of my life!
Our hair-impaired boss who likes to keep an eye on our work.
The bald chef is watching us... AGAIN!
When a guy marinates his finger in vagina juice for lube then proceeds to stick it up his ass to milk the prostate.
That pushy was just too loose I had to give myself a chef's finger to finish off.
The crazy over the top French Chef from The Little Mermaid. He makes all of Prince Eric's meals and is never without his clever and mallet. He had a good eye for les poissons.
Chef Louis : Les Poissons Les Poissons how I love Les Poissons
DJ CHEF is known as "The Chef That Rocks" and "The King of the Hamptons". He is the only entertainer who simultaneously cooks and DJs for special events worldwide. Winner of Food Network's Cutthroat Kitchen. His wildley popular bachelorette & birthday parties have made him a legend in the Hamptons and Long Island NY.
DJ CHEF really rocked that party for my cousin last Summer.
When you spin out and get disqualified for reversing on track...
Doing a Chef caused him to be out of the race
An appliance that looks nice and is cheap, but has a 50/50 chance of dying, usually 3 to 7 days after the warranty expires. Typically a small refrigerator or microwave.
Dude 1: Whoa, a bluetooth keyboard for $20? Look at all the cool features!
Dude 2: Yeah, looks like a Magic Chef. Not sure it's worth the gamble.