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Also called a Scallion Pancake, this is a flat pancake style dough with green onions (scallions) and deep fried. Usually served with a brown hoison sauce.
http://gattinamia.blogspot.com/2006/09/scallion-hot-cake-chinese-style.html
customer: I'd like to order a chinese pizza.
employee: Whuh?
customer: I'd like to order a chinese pizza. Right here. (points to item on menu)
Employee: Ahhh...numbah 23. Nex time you ordah by numbah!
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A task that is never completed but is worked on for an eternity
damn you know that album that Axle Rose has been working on for the past 12 years, its a fuckin Chinese Democracy
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Actually is wasn't written by Johnny Thunders at all. Most of it was written by Dee Dee Ramone, another 2 verses was written by Richard Hell who was, of course, also in the Heartbreakers and also a junkie.
cited from speratical
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A sexual position where a man and a woman enter a reverse cowboy, and a crowd of men (preferably Asian) form a circle around the 2 and urinate on the woman. This symbolizes fending off the mythic Chinese dragon.
Guy 1 - "Dude, i need a new position to try on my girlfriend"
(Asian) Guy 2 - "How about the legendary Chinese Monster"
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A synonym for something that is anticipated and anticipated for years to come, then finally when it comes out, people become ecstatic but then are disappointed when they find out they were waiting years and years for something that is complete shit.
I waited forever to graduate, but after I left school and ended up at a dead-end job flipping hamburgers to pay the rent of a small Detroit apartment infested with fleas, I realized graduation was just Chinese Democracy.
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The Chinese penis and the Western penis represents the forces of yin and yang.
Yin = Soft
Yang = Hard
An old Chinese proverb illustrates this :
A Chinese penis is always hard, strong, and unbending like an oak tree reaching into the heavens.
A Western penis is always soft, fluid, spongy, and very loose like the beautiful clothes waving in the wind on a clothesline.
A piece of metal reminds me of a Chinese penis while tasty jello reminds me of a Western penis.
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