game chump

a completely useless and unintelligent person; a fake gamer

Ryan, you're a game chump

Chump dick

Some one who sucks ass at Rocket League

Sometimes when you're losing a bunch of games, Rocket League will throw you a couple of chump dicks for an easy win

Forest Chump

Synonymous with the word chump, but simply adding a pun taking it to the next level of chumpness.

Guy 1: "Man, Tom Hanks is such a good actor"
Guy 2: "Ya, Tom Hanks is okay, but he's kind of a Forest Chump"

Chump Walk

Walking around like a chump while having access to an alternate (and faster) means of transport, be it bicycle, car, or horse.

"Why are you chump walking when you could be driving right now?"

"Why is Link chump walking when he could be riding around on Epona?"

"Look at that silly chump walker, I bet he forgot his bicycle again."

chump bump

A man bun.

Hipsters love to have beards and chump bumps.

Suicide Chump

An individual that attempts to commit suicide, as he realizes he/she is an idiot, but fails at his attempt, and ends up more self-conscious than ever.

Marvelously depicted by musician Frank Zappa in his You Are What You Is album.

-My friend was so depressed he decided to swallow a cyanide pill, but he mistook it for an aspirin.

-A suicide chump!

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chump rock

A band that used to be Punk rock, but sold out.

Fall out Boy is a chump rock band.

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