clapped

to be stupid or act stupid

"Is Martha pregnant?"
"She's five! Oh my goodness, how clapped can you actually be?!"

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clap

It is actually not gonorrhea or clamydia, it is syphilis.

"Miss Tooker hath got a clap as young as she is, being brought up loosely by her mother…" - Samuel Pepys

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The Clap

The emotionally scarring sound made when a man with a very loose sweaty nutsack proceeds to thrust while wearing loose pants, or no pants at all, to make his nuts "clap" against his asscheeks.

*odd repetitive clapping noise in distance*
Jesse-"Do you guys hear that?"
Mike- "Hey everybody listen to this!"
*Everyone turns head, Mike performs the clap*
Everyone- AAAA WHAT THE FUCK?!
Mike- "Sweetass isnt it?!"

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clap on

When someone performs a drive by or runs up and shoots a rival

"Man, I wish I was there when he got his clap on, I would busted back"

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clap

a. To quickly bring together one's hands rapidly to produce a sound, in essence a small shockwave

b. Slang for gonorrhea

I've got the clap and I'm giving it to you,
I've got the clap and I'm giving it to you,
I've got the clap and I'm giving it to you,
Who's got the clap?
I do! I do!

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clapped

Verb:
A term to describe something that is worn out beyond use.
Something in very very bad shape.
Something in a state of dis-repair that is way beyond normal.
An insult to the condition of an object.

Man, that bitch's pussy is soo clapped!
Dude, your car is a clapped piece of shit.

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Clapped

A word used to describe someone who is very beautiful. So peng and stunning that they can only be clapped for. So they are called ‘clapped’. This is used as an English slang word or alongside words like Wagwan if you are a roadman.

I saw your g the other day, she was well butters. But my g is nothing but clapped.

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