Clear Tape

In hockey, this is what you do to the bottom of your teammates' skates in the locker room to make them fall over when they step onto the ice. It is usually effective if one of your teammates is being a real dbag.

Heater: "I was open in the high slot to clap a monster bomb, but Seto just held the biscuit."

Teammate "Yeah, I saw that. you can always just clear tape his blades."

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Clear goggles

The phenomenon of utter awareness of one's own and others' actions, that one experiences when abstaining from drinking on a night out.

"I'm wearing my clear goggles tonight. I'm going to punch Dave in the face and then blame it on alcohol. God, I hate Dave."

"Tom thinks we were all too drunk to remember what he did last night. But I was wearing my clear goggles"

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clear-the-rear

Uncontrollable diaorreah out of the ass, it is so fluid that one cannot simply stop and get a blumpkin. It is recomended that you do NOT attempt the clear-the-rear, because it could lead to serious butthole swelling and inflammation, or death.

"I was busting for the toilet so bad, that i knew i had to Clear-The-Rear."

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clear port

What Jay-Z calls an air port

Rollin' up on the clear port

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Clear vision

The state of mind after a man/woman has reached orgasm while masturbating or having sex. It's those couple of seconds/minutes when the person actually thinks logically and without any bias from the sex drive he/she normally has.

- So did you bang that girl/guy last light in the end?
- No, I went to the bathroom and jerked off that day. Then I had a CLEAR VISION and thought that I shouldn't cheat on my girlfriend.

Or

I really want to try sex without condoms, so I did, but just before I came I had a CLEAR VISION and pulled out as fast as I could. I'm glad that happened, I could have got her pregnant.

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throat clearing

*ahem* throat clearing is an asexual phallic symbol. but on a more serious note - the action of throat clearing is similar to the action of yawning. it just so happens that throat clearing seems to carry connotations opposite to those of yawning. yawning says things like "we get along so well that we don't even need to talk" whereas coughing says things like "our relationship is sick". of course there are those who use the word sick in a positive manner of speaking...share the wealth and stuff...you know.

every once in awhile these things happen:

=: socialized throat clearing (coughing) during extracurricular activities.
=: sickness . know?
=: burping (often...or after a good meal...or on the alphabet fuck || farm -> a.k.a. communication).
=: sometimes you have to control the weather and blow the buggers out of the water...and out of your life. |who sunk my battle ship|can guide/disarm a missile using their 1337 mind control over red negative energy||
=: spraying it, not saying it, yet in a semi-appropriate (or perhaps merely an uncontested) manner.
*aher*
aten

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clear a seat

a sexual invitation in which a man offers to clear a seat on his face

Aaron O- "Oh, Dani, allow me to clear a seat for you."
(Aaron slowly and blatently rubs his face from brow to chin)

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