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The reason why your girl left you for a guitarist
She: I want this guy to rub my clitoris like he plays guitar. <3
A fictional body part made up by women when their mad at men to gain an edge in an argument; appears in many fictional series, like Harry potter and Lord of the rings (its not real).
Man: Make me a sandwich woman
Woman: Says the man who can't even find my clitoris
Man: *hits woman*
A fictional body part made up by women when their mad at men to gain an edge in an argument.
Man: Make me a sandwich woman
Woman: Says the man that cant find a clitoris
Man: *hits woman*
Does not exist.
Girl: Lick my clitoris
Other Person: You know that is a myth?
Something a man can never find
“Did Martin find your clitoris Jean?’
‘Nah just faked a squirt and peed’
When you ram a girls vaj and it goes red raw.
You may aks her if she wants a hard fuck "hey babe do you want to contract Citris Clitoris tonight".
also a roman general and the greek god of vaginal pain and contractions!