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Colorado Cliffhanger

The process of when the semen from a freshly ejaculated penis never actually separates itself from the semen in the urethra, leaving the portion of semen that escaped dangling loosely in space and unable to be claimed as a "cum-shot." This is common with men who are dealing with dehydration or the common cold.

Man: Dude the weirdest thing happened to me last night.

Friend: Go on...

Man: I was drilling this chick and pulled out to spray her in the eyeball and my load never left my dick!

Friend: Ahhhh the ole Colorado Cliffhanger!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 28, 2017


Colorado cannonball

Three phase projectile shit caused by Colorado green chili.

Mike Colorado Cannonballed Ben's chest.

by shataylor3783 July 14, 2016


Florence Colorado

a place where there’s a bunch of old people. And the people that go to school there are hicks and thots :)

did any of you hear about florence Colorado.. people say you should never go there.

by beansovercats October 18, 2019


colorado avalanche

The solo masturbation technique which entails lying on your back with your ass in an elevated position in relation to your head, and proceeding to ejaculate onto ones stomach and allowing the semen to percolate and slowly slide down their chest into their eagerly awaiting windpipe. This technique then can also be combined with the spurting motorboat technique, which is the act of spraying semen all over yourself while making a motorboat action.

Dude did you hear about Bogart? His mom found him in his room solo-reversed-doggie-style, covered in jizz after he drowned himself performing a colorado avalanche. I think he died choking while trying to bathe himself with a spurting motorboat hosedown.

by saltybirdman September 10, 2019


colorado creeper

Everytime you toke on this type of strain it's like getting a surprise wit every hit! One sec you feelin like you jus wasted money on a fat sack n then bam you on you're way to the moon!

Dre: Had ova to the crib. I jus scooped up some of that Bruce Banner!
KC: What's that?

Dre: Is that Colorado Creeper.... be careful cuz one minute you be actin like Bruce Banner n the next you the Incredible Hulk!

KC: HELL YEAH! I'll be there in ten mins yo!!

by QueenBee85 March 12, 2016


Colorado Cave

When you smoke weed then proceed to blow smoke into your partners anal cavity creating cave

Ay where did you go last night

Oh I went to go Colorado cave Becky

by Crackpipejoe April 6, 2017


colorado brownie

A brownie containing marijuana. The name originates with Colorado's legalization of marijuana and the resulting edible marijuana products being available for retail purchase.

"Hey, bro--are these Colorado brownies?"

"You know it, son. Got them at my local dispensary."

by oscar goldman October 9, 2013