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A brownie containing marijuana. The name originates with Colorado's legalization of marijuana and the resulting edible marijuana products being available for retail purchase.
"Hey, bro--are these Colorado brownies?"
"You know it, son. Got them at my local dispensary."
The solo masturbation technique which entails lying on your back with your ass in an elevated position in relation to your head, and proceeding to ejaculate onto ones stomach and allowing the semen to percolate and slowly slide down their chest into their eagerly awaiting windpipe. This technique then can also be combined with the spurting motorboat technique, which is the act of spraying semen all over yourself while making a motorboat action.
Dude did you hear about Bogart? His mom found him in his room solo-reversed-doggie-style, covered in jizz after he drowned himself performing a colorado avalanche. I think he died choking while trying to bathe himself with a spurting motorboat hosedown.
Everytime you toke on this type of strain it's like getting a surprise wit every hit! One sec you feelin like you jus wasted money on a fat sack n then bam you on you're way to the moon!
Dre: Had ova to the crib. I jus scooped up some of that Bruce Banner!
KC: What's that?
Dre: Is that Colorado Creeper.... be careful cuz one minute you be actin like Bruce Banner n the next you the Incredible Hulk!
KC: HELL YEAH! I'll be there in ten mins yo!!
Wiggins, Colorado a place where the only thing to do is wait for fall so you can go to the pumpkin patch.
The most boring town in America Wiggins, Colorado.
While performing anal intercourse, the receiver begins to defecate as the penetrator reaches orgasm, filling the log of fecal matter with semen, forming a semen filled fecal log, the "Twinkie"
We were doing anal and she started shitting on my dick, I couldn't help but give her a Colorado Twinkie
The act of enjoying Colorado without moving: not hiking, skiing, mountain biking, rockclimbing, or paddling. Just hanging.
Yesterday I did the Colorado hang and read a book in a mountain cabin.
You will need:
Condiments (peanut butter, jelly, etc.)
Blindfold
A freaky partner
Step 1:
Cover 2-3 fingers in different condiments of your choice
It’s important that you don’t tell your partner which condiments you used.
Step 2:
Let your partner taste your fingers and let them try to guess what’s on each finger. Let them know if they’re correct or incorrect
Step 3:
Take your dick and slather it in another condiment.
Step 4:
See where it goes from there!
“No way this motherfucker gave his girl a Colorado Costco”
“Yo I was fucking this fat bitch yesterday, and I swear man, knowing how to give her a Colorado Costco was so clutch. Fat hoes are into some freaky shit”