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When a guy creeps around a girl and pours pepper on her face then pulls her hair and rubs her taint.
Dude this guy gave me a Christopher Columbus and I haven't been able to smell anything for two weeks.
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The act of having vaginal intercourse with a man who has just finished performing anal sex.
Caught up in the moment, Bob decided to try doing a Columbus Buckeye with the girl.
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a person who has many accomplishments and many nicknames, but refuses to acknowledge it
friend: we call you gasstopher columbus.
gasstopher columbus: no you don't!
friend: yes, we do
gasstopher columbus: you're a douchebag.
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Sex move
The Columbus Dispatch:
1) get head from chick
2) make her deep throat
3) while balls deep call out "O-H"
4) she gargles back "I-O"
Columbus dispatched that bitch
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A private school in Columbus, Ohio
Student 1: Can I drive to school today... with you in the car? Mother: Sure!! Let’s go. Student 1: (Enters the Carpool lane) Maybe I shouldn’t let this car merge... even though it’s the rule! - I think this is the perfect spot for me to get out! Even though there are teachers waving me on, and cars are stacked behind me!! At least I got to drive to school today and then switch seats in the car with my mom before I leave. What a great way to get the Columbus Academy community to hate me!!!
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an asshole that did not discover america but still got the credit for it. He is so much of an ass he doesn´t even deserve capital letters.
person a: christopher columbus discovered America
person b: no he didn´t, you can´t discover land where people already live
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y'all know damn well this nigga did not discover america.
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