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The teacher of a computer class. They tend to block gaming websites unless they are educational gaming websites. They don't trust ANY of the kids with computers, Especially the kid who gave the computers a virus 3 years ago that has repeatedly told the teacher it was an accident
(This was just made to make fun of my computer teacher)
Guy: Bro my computer teacher is so strict
Experiencing excessive problems with your old-ass computer. This includes getting computer viruses all the time, accidentally deleting your entire hard drive, and even getting a virus from installing a pirated anti-virus program. In other words, technology hates you.
I am fed up hearing about Kevin's computer drama. It must have been from downloading all that pr0n.
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A very old, outdated, slow, laggy computer.
ZOMG the lag, is host on a wooden computer!!??
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The class that everyone is failing and no one really knows why. Many students tend to never follow instructions from their teacher and "goof around" on random websites. In most cases, popular websites such as facebook, youtube, and many gaming sites are blocked, so the majority of the time the class is boring as hell. However, there are some instances in which a classmate may or may not find a fun website that isn't blocked. To most of the class's disappointment, the website is usually blocked the following day. Popular activities done to pass time during this class include: changing the background of the computer, attempting to find pornographic related material used for a joking matter, and screwing up the computer settings beyond all recognition (See: fubar)
Dude 1: Hey dude I gotta tell you something.
Dude 2: Alright, just tell me in computer class.
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disguised as a wonderful,colorful and amazing investment in tomorrows technology while filling your head with the fact that your getting this awesome deal when really your getting the next peice of shit from tomorrow where youll type anything without recieving it on your screen for the next 2 decades, all while your trying to fucking write a paper thats worth half your grade and although your ready for a break, your computer thinks it deserves one too except its so fuckin stupid it doesnt know the difference between shut down and just putting up the screen saver. oh yeah, you can save a file but have fun trying to retreive its ass, and yeah ill give you the internet.......NOT!!! well okay sure do you mind waiting till you grow a fuckin beard and have to wear adult diapers. cause thats how long its going to take. PS Dell is friendly. fuck that shit.PFM.aka pretty fuckin much. there computer help services.... guess what? there not helpful, and im not talking just on computers, they dont even pick up the phone, pretty sure they just give you the number in case you need help and to make you think your going to have some kind of security. unless you speak gallic, yeah, some long forgotten language from the italians. anyway Dell is just a huge production agency that produces hunks of shit scrap metal and fancy looking things inside that scrap of metal and slap on a "im a computer" sticker so youll buy it. FUCK!!!!
nice ummm...DELL Computer...pfft
FUCK YOU!!!
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the most boring place you can possibly go. nobody understands why we have to go to computer class, because you don't learn anything. the teachers are all retarded, and don't care if you get on urbandictionary.com
"What are you doing?"
"Oh, nothing really, my house is almost as boring as computer class..."
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Company which has created a cult of whiners who don't know how to shut up. Steve Jobs is the leader. Cult members are also known to confuse large price tags and shiny objects with good value.
Apple Computer cult members make me want to burn Apple products.
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