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chronic condition

When your doctor doesn't know the cause of your medical condition or how to make it better, but somehow knows enough to prescribe something you'll be on for the rest of your life.

Mark: Can you tell me what's causing this?
Doc: It's not really known.
Mark: Can it be cured?
Doc: Nope.
Mark: Can you give me something for it?
Doc: Definitely. Here's a prescription. It's a combination of multiflumoxytol and baffleonanon.
Mark: What'll it do?
Doc: It will reduce your flare ups from once every 10 days to about once every week and a half.
Mark: Is this a chronic condition?
Doc: You said it, unfortunately.
Mark: Should I do anything else - like with nutrition or whatever?
Doc: I wouldn't if I were you.
Mark: Why not?
Doc: It could interfere with your chronic condition.

by Chuckannuck October 10, 2017


Air Conditioned Gypsy

An Air Conditioned Gypsy is one of five members of a Manchester, New Hampshire rock band. Established in 1989, the band consisted of four musicians and a drummer. The band rocked shows at local venues all throughout New England and frequently leaving a curse on multiple clubs in Boston, Massachusetts that caused those establishments to shutter shortly after performing there. The band reached its pinnacle during their Summer Tour 94. It was all down hill after that.

"Hey, Who's that cool guy over there playing at Hal's summer party?" "Oh he's an Air Conditioned Gypsy." "Cool..."

by Real_Shades November 13, 2018


Air Conditioned Gypsy

Air conditioned gypsy is a phrase used in the song Going Mobile by The Who. This refers to someone living a gypsy or vagabond lifestyle but in comfort, similar to the idea of "glamping" or glamor camping; people who camp in RV's rather than tents.

I'm an air conditioned gypsy.

by Aris Rider November 24, 2021


Air conditional surrender

A situation wherein one party wants to turn on the AC and the second party does not see the need and the second party eventually relents/goes into other room.

No amount of blankets could make the frigid room temperature comfortable so she had to accept the terms of the air conditional surrender and sleep in the other room with the windows open.

by Howzit August 14, 2015


coaster conditioning

Riding the more extreme rollercoasters with the intention of acclimating oneself to the generally stimulating nature of riding rollercoasters.

Bill was nervous about riding rollercoasters, so he deliberately rode the steepest coaster in the state first, thus coaster conditioning himself.

by BrakeNow March 22, 2019


unbareable conditions

Refers to a social/physical environment dat you cannot stand to occupy due to nobody's being willing/permitted to get naked for you.

Nude beaches make me feel so alive and free; why don't other beaches follow **suit** and allow bathers to ditch da **suits**?! Having to cover up with trunks and tops creates totally unbareable conditions for me!

by QuacksO November 03, 2022


Wisconsin Hair Conditioning

When you ejaculate on the back of a woman's head, directly aiming the spunk at her hair.

You ever give a girl a Wisconsin Hair Conditioning, they sure do love it, does wonders for the curls!

by STompy rompy March 29, 2025