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Smoked Cooch

finest meat in Miami (cooch) cooked by the Chef Claudia.
(can be cooked flappy or tight)

Would you like some Smoked Cooch?

by puifreshkekchode November 29, 2018


cooch power

power that only girls can have. a power over guys because you have a couch.

caitlyn and peyton have major cooch power over all guys.

by caitlyn taylor johnson May 12, 2008

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cooch stain

stains on furnature caused by the menstrual effulent.

I am not sitting on that cooch stain

by Ticky April 17, 2008

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


pooey cooch

A vagina that has become victim to "reverse wiping" after a female deposits her poop in a porcelain waste receptacle.

Instead of wiping front to back, the anus is wiped towards the vagina, causing a foul odour and taste near the vaginal opening.

Mother: What way do we always wipe after a poop?

Daughter: Front to back!

Mother: That's right! We don't want a pooey cooch now do we?

by pooch763 September 26, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cooch Hunter

a person who hunts cooches. Usually not trusted by male or lesbian friends.

Josh is such a cooch hunter.

by coochlover25 November 11, 2010

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Cooch Monster

A person (male or female) obsessed with going down on a girl. They spend their days and time thinking and/or talking about going down on a girl. Think of them as you would think of the Cookie Monster and his cookies.

Fucking Brian is coming tonight, I can't deal with all his vag talk, he's such a cooch monster.

by NiczNJax February 24, 2010

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


cooch pooch

When you are giving a girl oral sex, bite her vagina as hard as you can.

If you're going to perform cooch pooch on a broad, buy ear plugs first.

by meat curtains October 26, 2007

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