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Mary was doing yoga positions, then bent over and a cooter cough came out.
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when a girl wipes her ass forwards instead of backwards and smears shit all over her clitoris
I can't believe you jsut poopy-cooter'd yourself you dirty bitch
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When you ash a cigar / cigarette in a females vaginal area, then ruthlessley fuck it.
A man or woman that breaks into a womans vagina.
"I bet my wife is a secret cooter intruder."
"That guy with the mustache is a cooter intruder. Go smell his big toe."
Similar to what most men refer to as a Cougar. A woman usually over the age of 35 looking for a young male, particularly in his sexual prime of the ages below 25. Often found in their favorite habitat of bars and pubs.
Two antiq-cooters wanted to take Carleton home that night, he should have accepted the offer...those ladies looked WILD!
The fluid that secretes from female genitalia when sexual climax is achieved.
Eventhough I was coming down with a sore throat and cold, my girl STILL wanted me to eat her out. She said " Some nice hot COOTER BROTH would make me all better ".