runners cough

the thick, dry cough you get when you talk loud or try to laugh, and you can't stop. this happens usually after running for a long and hard time. this usually happens to track or cross country runners.

"hey bill, how'd your race go?"
"IT WENT GRE- *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH*!!!!"
"Oh no you have runners cough. haha!"
"HA H- *cough* *cough*

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Cum Cough

When you cough (for up to) days after giving head even if you havn't swallowed, you ate pre- cum. It is still kinda in your throat.

Wow, Becky! I have this slight cough I just can't get rid of! Ever since I gave Josh head! I think Im getting sick. No you dumb fuck, Its CUM COUGH!

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Cough Drops

addictive psycodelic drug

he would get stoned by taking many cough drops

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cough-cursing

when you cough and curse at the same time.very usefull for in-class curses.very easy to use when you are sick.

cough-cursing:

harry:dude i think my girlfriend's cheating on me!
paul:really why do you think that?
harry:she keeps on goping out every saturday and when she comes back she's always tired.
paul:what's her name again?
harry:jackie.
paul:wait jackie?jackie resse?
harry:yeah why?
paul:sorry to tell ya dude,she's cheating on both of us!
harry:what!!i'm dumping her.
paul:shush here she comes now.
jackie:hi boys,what's all the shouting about?
the boys:oh nothing,just somthing about the game a few night back.
jackie:ahh boys and their sports.
harry:*coughs*bitch.*coughs*two-timer
jackie:what?are you getting a cold it's the summer vacation
paul:yeah and he just gave it to me.*coughs*prostitute.
*coughs*hoe.
jackie:boy that's on loud hack.
both:oh and jackie.
jackie:yes?
both:never cheat on two best budds.
jackie:oh well it lasted a while.
paul:get out of my house.

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coughing it down

To disguise the sound of the splash while one is taking a shit in a public toilet.

Mark is coughing it down.

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Milo Cough

Shoving several spoonfuls of dry Milo into your mouth, then having it tickle the back of your throat so that you cough, causing Milo dust to go everywhere.

*COUGH* *COUGH* "Damn milo cough"

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cringe cough

A bodily function that is immediately triggered after you have seen something cringy. Cringe coughs can be used as an insult to something people say or do.

When I watch Prank Invasion I get an attack of the infamous cringe cough.