Noun: 1. A vertically challenged roller derby skater, closely related to the Milkstud Piglet, who tends to spend most of her time flailing through the air or face planting on the track. Is well known for driving a large truck full of roller derby girls while shaving large chunks of time off the GPS's ETA by driving entirely too fast. A large fan of warp speed, helping others, and trying to stay on her feet.
2. Any form of catastrophic roller derby wipe out involving a substantial airborne period followed by a mangled landing generally involving both the falling skater and as many other skaters on the track as possible.
1. Crash Sprawldisplat will be driving to the bout, be sure to sit in the back, buckle up and just don't look. You will definitely be the first ones there. PS they are only honking because they love roller girls.
2. Wow, I just pulled a Crash Sprawldisplat and took out three skaters from the other team, one of our fans, and three EMT's. Luckily, all I got was bad bruise.
An activity or mission that is most likely going to in in an epic failure such injury, incarceration, or death.
Rhonda Rhousey getting back into the octagon would likely be another crash mission.
In 2018 with the release of the new clone trooper skins for star wars battlefront 2, people spotted a droideka in the background of the picture. the community got excited and thought droideka were confirmed for the game while the community managers shrugged of it was a crashed speeder. afterwards it was in a different build of the game where they had an unfinshed version of the droideka without animation and it had gotten into the picture. earning it's name and meme on the subreddit as crashed speeder
Man i can't wait till they release that crashed speeder! have you seen it on the screenshot in the background?
What happens when too many people try to access a website (particularly the Australian ticketing website, Moshtix), forcing the system to 'crash'.
girl: hey! did you get Splendour in the Grass tickets?
boy: Nooo! i got booted off Moshtix a thousand time's 'cause the server kept crashing! I hope it rains all weekend! (system caused a Server Crash)
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To reach a point in emotion or feeling that is of significance, usually referring to tiredness or emotional release.
Man I was on go mode for 3 days straight and came home and hit the crash hard.
The act of reaching in a fishbowl (i.e. @ a subshop or takeout) for a business card and assuming that identity for the night @ the bar.
Last night I was Fishbowl Crashing and convinced this chick I was a guy named Chelsea that owned a hair salon.
This is the opposite of jump the shark. When a good show becomes a great show, it has crashed the fence. This phrase comes from season one of the FX show "The Shield" in which series star Michael Chiklis' character Vic Mackey crashes through a fence rather than climbing over it while chasing a criminal.
"Did you see Avatar last night? It crashed the fence when Ang learned how to water bend."
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