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Monday April 24th 2017 is National Crocs Day!
person 1: hey nigga, have any xtra crocs i can where tomorrow for National Crocs Day?
person 2: ahh hell yeah... which colour? ive got pink, red, and mary jane crocs.
person 1: i'll wear the mary jane crocs so ppl know that i have swag 👈😎👈
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National Crocs Day! Wear crocs and slap anyone who does not wear them!!!
It is national Crocs Day Bitches!!!
They’re an amazing person and they should not die
Crocs that are called iris are just shoes with a name btw
January 28th… the day everyone wears crocs! EVERYONE that means you, ya granny, yer pawpaw and ya mother. Even that ugly ass dog u got!
“Hey bro u got any spare crocs for today? yk it’s National Croc Day today right?” “Of course man! What color u want i got em all. I even got them flippin floppers, only in red though.” “damn bro i’ll take the flippin flappers so everyone knows im swag with my dogs hangin’ out😎💪.”
Crocs are shoes that almost everyone hates :) most of the population hates them but they are still on sale :) no one buys them only my dad
Man1: croc shoes sucks
Man2: yes
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Yes. Yes he does.
Does killer croc eat people?
DOC: No, it's just an urban myth.
KILLER CROC: Yeah. Keep believing that doc.
The pair of crocs used by males as a vessel to receive seminal fluid instead of the vaginal canal. Commonly used by college students.
Bro, quick lemme bust in your cum crocs!
Uh, whats that smell?
oh, fuck I might be wearing my cum crocs.