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Dick don't fail me now
I knock the coochie lining out
If I hit it one time ya hooked
They call me the pussy crook
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when you f**k another man's bitch (vagina crook)
what up V-crook you dirty bastard, ain't that your homeboys girl i seen you with?
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Pulling a Howard and getting it done.
"By hook or by crook" we're going to make it to Orlando by midnight !
adj when someone acts as crooked as a fox; or a fox has appeared in a crooked manner.
Wow a fox in the middle of a world class oil tanker crashing throw the eastern Appalachians, that is as crooked as a fox
a type of bug that loves to dance around and be a stupid bug
random kid: BUG CROOKEDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!! Bug crooked: shut the fuck up
Crooks McGroochan: A fictional character from the Porkpatrick novels based on a groups of boys working at a Grain Merchants. Crooks was the leader of the pack which included Ringo AKA 'haha Davids dog is dead' and Big Mo AKA Sweaty Cheeseflaps McGraw. The books had no scientifical relevance.
In one of the stories Crooks McGroochan gets stuck in a pipe so Ringo and Big Mo use a ratchet spanner and a plastic tube to get him out. The end scene sees Crooks locking Big Mo in one of the grain bins with nothig but a strawberry dribble cake. Needless to say what happened. Kersplunk!
A brandon crook is when you're doing your girl from behind and fall asleep on top and inside of her
Susan: Jim got so drunk last night, we got back home and he pulled a brandon crook!