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serious crumpet

A very pretty girl

That lady we met today is very attractive ~ Serious Crumpet

by Guv’nor December 17, 2023


Crumpet fucker

A slurr to use against the British

Get some braces you crumpet fucker

by Jack sparky October 22, 2023


crumpet fucker

a slur of loft lotus because theyre fucking british and that embarrassing

oh my hod that crumpet fucker is being embarrassing

by token emo April 7, 2022


Toasting the crumpets

The act of finger poppin another mans ass hole with the doors locked and the lights off

Aye! Are you in there toasting the crumpets with another man?

by Hans00 July 13, 2015


Jacket Crumpet

A burnt breakfast

Aww man I accidentally made a jacket crumpet.

by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022


Crumpet muffin

The thing kids say to be cool instead of saying mother fucker.

You crumpet muffin!

by Yolo beast yolo loo March 18, 2014


Crumpet stuffer

A derogatory term used to describe the British and their obsession with tea and crumpets.

American: "Here comes the Crumpet stuffer!"

by He8i3 May 4, 2022