A very pretty girl
That lady we met today is very attractive ~ Serious Crumpet
A slurr to use against the British
Get some braces you crumpet fucker
a slur of loft lotus because theyre fucking british and that embarrassing
oh my hod that crumpet fucker is being embarrassing
The act of finger poppin another mans ass hole with the doors locked and the lights off
Aye! Are you in there toasting the crumpets with another man?
The thing kids say to be cool instead of saying mother fucker.
You crumpet muffin!
A derogatory term used to describe the British and their obsession with tea and crumpets.
American: "Here comes the Crumpet stuffer!"