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A plus sized woman that's taken a job in a construction, oilfield, or industrial setting. Whose job is primarily a safety watch, fire watch, or hole watch. Typically doesn't move from her position much, thus utilizing a 5 gallon bucket to sit on.
Did you see all the bucket crushers in todays meeting?
One who secretly smokes methamphetamine out of hookers buttholes using a special ass bong device. It is like a normal bong except that the bottom is open, allowing the water chamber to be the rectum of said hooker.
Bro: "Yo man I heard Randy is a closet candy crusher. Dude smokes ice out of skank booty."
Bro2: "Damn, I knew I shouldn't have let him borrow my assbong. Oh well YOLO!"
Bro: "Nasty mang, you probably got mouth herpes now."
The Thigh Crusher is when a woman is on her back and a guy spreads her legs and puts his hands-on her inner thighs and puts all his weight on his hands. He then sticks his dick in the woman.
Raccoon's it friend wanted to try the Thigh Crusher.
It friend: (In deep girly voice) Hey raccoon wanna try the thigh crusher?
Vicente: What that?
It friend: (In deep girly voice) I'll show you boy.
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When you fuck a girl so fucking hard that the condom breaks and you tell your friends 9 months later that was how your first kid was born
Carl:hey darin my son is the result of a raging condom crusher
Darin:that’s fucking awesome my dude
*You have the sudden urge for DRAMA! ROMANCE! BLOODSHED!
*Oh and legs
*It smells of METTATON
Metal Crusher Intensifies.
Swinging into a seat on a bus and hitting the person seated in the seat with your legs.
"YO NIGGA IM FINNA CLEVELAND CRUSHER DIS BICH UP NIGGA!"