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Another term used for the skimpy ass weak guys at the gym that are weaker than you.
Chris: Emin look at all these lil cubs
Emin: poor guys..We are big daddy
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This is a person who attempts to find cubsfor his/her friend. Similiar to a Yenta, only gay.
Good Cub Scout - "Shaun, I found you a hot cub. He plays on the rugby team and has a goatee!"
Bad Cub Scout - "Shaun, I found you a cub. He's deaf, blind, mute and walks with a limp. But he's alive -- just your type!"
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Not yet old enough for a Cougarette, the Cougarette Cub is between 25-29, finding herself with a man 18-20, perhaps without knowing.
Girl: What??? Say that again.
Guy: Err ... I'm, uh really 20 actually.
Girl: *Gasp* ... that means I'm a Cougarette Cub now, fuck you!
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An acronym for "Completely Useless By September." The team itself is known for having fans that every year argue with everyone, especially Cardinals fans, that they will in fact win the World Series. Cubs fans are completely sure that their Cubs will win the World Series, and if not, it is due to a curse. Cubs fans have the distinct talent of closely re-enacting the tendencies of the now extinct dodo bird. They fail to note that curses are not excuses and it is just a fact that Chicago has been very, very bad for a long, long time. Cubs fans are the perfect example of idiots that have overpopulated one area.
"The greatest baseball team in the history of history. Some people currently know them as the 'Lovable Losers' however in November of 2009 this name will no longer be approiate. They are gonig to win the World Series this year and I don't care if you think that a different team will win. I respect your opinion but you are absolutley WRONG. Epic Fail. The Chicago Cubs will win 101 games during the regular season and will go on to win the World Series (btw 101 years ago they won their last world series, that is why it will be 101 wins)" said Bret!
"Oh, so the exclamation point by your name DOES mean you're gay. I'm glad I am not a Cubs fan and that I can actually spell!" Tommy thinks to himself.
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"Girls, check that one out. He's like 5'2" but he's a total man cub!"
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A person, typically a female who is unbelievably cute and gorgeous and who performs incredibly sweet acts of expression and sexyness.
Katie is so amazing and beautiful - I love it when she tilts; she is my baby-cub.
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A baseball team from Chicago. They have a very large fan base, most of them are twits. They parade up to Milwaukee in their BMW's and Mercedes while talking on their fucking cell phones and speeding 30 over. They pay crazy rates at Miller Park to see their precious "Cubbies" . When September comes around, they blame management and coaches for their 100 years of sucking shlong. They also have had history of blaming animals and individual fans for their misfortune.
The Chicago Cubs have a huge salary cap. How have they not won a series in over a 100? Oh, thats right! ....a goat, Steve Bartman, and of course that terrible management! Fuck the Cubs.
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