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The cuban shower is very hard to explain. It is a long and complicated process that involves too many steps to fully describe. Few women, other then those who are originally from Cuba can successfully give one. It involve steps that are very similar to getting head but for some reason MUCH more pleasurable. If a man gets a cuban shower once in his life he is lucky.
Man 1- I got a cuban shower last night!
Man 2- Thats fucking bull...you know that like NEVER happens
Man 1- Dude it totally happened...Martha is actually cuban
Man 2- Holy shit dude! Holy shit!
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A cuban shower is when one can not use a regular shower they cleanse themselve by using the men's room sink.
Alternate definitions would pertain to the guy who can't figure out how to wash his hands with out diving into a public sink head first.
Often Drunks will take cubans in the public restroom of their favorite bar or tavern.
After Nick went to the bathroom he washed his hands, in doing so he got his pants all wet while leaning against the counter, Immediately he came back to the office and blamed George for taking another Cuban Shower.
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The act of dumping onto your partners chest, then shaving the male anal pubes rolling it in the faeces on the partners to form a cigar shape and then leaving this to dry. Once dry you place the fresh cuban sasquatch up the male or female's anal passageway leaving some hanging out the end for you to set alight.
Man last night was mad I gave Denise a cuban sasquatch before bed and she loved it.
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An Extremely White guy going out with or fucking a cuban girl.
Look at that Cuban lover with that Badcatfosho.
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The act of dunking a prolapsed sexual organ into someone’s throat.
“Hey Phillip? Veronica gave me a Cuban teabag last night, I totally came!”
“Wow Jason, you’re one fucked up son of a bitch.”
“Fuck you Phillip, you are such a virgin!”
Farting with the windows rolled up on a hot day
"Dude roll down the windows it's like a cuban hotbox in here"
The act of forcing someone to drink gasoline and then throw a lit match into their mouth and observe them as their body burns from the inside out.
You stinking cockroach fuck you think I won't Cuban Torch you?
Please don't Mr. Montana! I don't want to burn from the inside out.