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Performing cunnilingus (oral sex on a female). Licking the beef curtains or veal drapes.
Fav: Bad news dude.
Dolan: Eh, what?
Fav: Mr. Barclay walked in while I was performing a curtain call on Sarah last nite.
Dolan: I thought you said he was taking his wife out for dinner?!
Fav: He was, only once they ordered he realized he forgot his wallet at home. In he comes while his daughter's legs are over her head and I have a face full of fish flaps. Needless to say, Sarah is grounded and I am 86'ed.
Dolan: No quim for you, one year !
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A large overhanging belly, found out on fat guys that is so large it actually covers up the nob.
"Jeez, he was so fat i couldn't see his nob for his nob curtain."
As an insult to friends: "Mate, look at the size of your nob curtain"
"Chris Moyles has got a massive nob curtain"
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When you're on your period and your flaps ache and feel heavy.
Has anyone got a pain killer? I've got the worst Curtain Stones.
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The act of running the shower to mask the sound of a shit.
It was taco night, and Amy had friends over, so when she paid a trip to the restroom she used a shower curtain.
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A man curtain is a cape. Such as worn by super heroes and weirdos pretending to be super heroes
"Batman;s man curtain billowed in the wind as he perched atop a tall building in Gotham City."
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When the outer part of a girls vagina, the curtain hiding the good stuff, becomes crusty after drying up from being wet and not showering.
I couldn't eat it man, she had curtain crust!
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A phrase used to tell someone off who is a major drama queen. Used to symbolize the drama queen up on a stage acting out and you cut the curtains and pull him/her back into reality. Similar Sayings are: Cut the crap; You're so full of shit; Shut up already i don't wanna hear about your fucking cat any more.
Girl #1: I can't believe Brian left me for that tramp, I thought we loved each other so much!
Girl #2: Cut the curtains girl number 1, you cheated on him first. Why do you have to be such a Drama Queen.
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