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1) a seriously smelly dude.
2) the inevitable lurker in your crew who stanks of pork rinds and taco seasoning.
3) one who kidnaps young dames and steals them away to Wisconsin.
4) a larder who can muff up a whole kitchen during a microwave meal.
5) a drunk.
6) a pretty nice guy to be around, unless you have a nose.
could be used as a verb as in "danned"
Dude, kyle just danned it to Vegas with his bird. But that's cool, cause now sin city smells worse.
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A teenage boy, with an extremely large penis! He's not scared to show it and all the girls know that it would leave them in a wheelchair for life. Not only this, he also knows how to use it very well! The sort of person who will treat his partner like a princess.
Girl 1: why are you in hospital?
Girl 2: I had sex with dan last night and now I can't walk, I'm sore as anything, he gave me a right seeing too!
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slang term for a big smelly duck
Oh look theres a big Dan swimming in the water.
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a fucking braindead homosexual who contracted autism because his parents forgot to vaccinate him and dropped him on the head as a child. he got rejected by a person who likes him which is already a fucking feat that fucking osama bin laden couldnt recreate.
dans such a fucking retard.
stop comparing those poor autistic kids to him.
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No one likes him.
Very rarely will people be happy to see him.
He is literally that gay.
Dan shut'cho chicken bone skin tone chromosone post malone looking ass up and leave us alone.
So, you heard the joke about Dan?
No.
Now you have!
(the joke is the name dan itself)
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Every girl has a Dan or knows a Dan. They are best to stay away from at all costs and are usually outlaws.
"Dude why would you have a Dan?"
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dan is maybe the person you know who over reacts the most, all of his friends get sick of his winging and wishes he would get a grip and grow some balls
Friend1: hey, did you hear about dan crying last night
Friend2:yeah I did but c'mon when is dan not crying
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