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Designated Walker

To be the sober one walking all the drunk people home.

Amy, Hannah, Lauren and Ashley went to a party in town. The designated walker(s) were Ashley and Lauren. Amy and Hannah decided to leave the party but were to drunk to walk home alone, so the designated walker(s) (Lauren and Ashley) walked them home.

by amybroook March 15, 2014


reality design

The design and implementation of a customized reality for an individual or a group of individuals to live in.

After working as a graphic designer in New York City, that profession's capital, for two decades, I turned to designing my own personal reality and call myself a Reality Designer, an individual who practices reality design.

Reality design observes and documents the current reality and finds ways to modify it to fit the needs of the client. It usually entails blocking out undesired things and supplanting them with desired things, as well as finding ways to facilitate the development and eventual realization of other desired situations and conditions which do not happen overnight.

by but for February 26, 2018


Designated Distraction

The person that was initially the designated driver who acts drunk and leaves the bar so the local cop follows him and pulls him over while all the other drunks leave the bar while the cop is busy with the designated distraction.

Bob, the sober one, leaves the bar and pretends that he has a hard time putting the key in the lock...then sits there for a moment leaning over the steering wheel. He drives out of the parking lot of the bar and the cop follows him as he drives just a hair under the speed limit and sways a bit, but still maintains the lane. The cop can't stand it so he pulls Bob over and asks Bob if he has been drinking. Bob says "No officer...I have not." Of course...while cop is busy with Bob...all the other people leave the bar. Then the cop gives Bob the sobriety test and finds out he really is OK and Bob says..."I told you that I had not been drinking...I am tonight's Designated Distraction.

by Flamewalker June 29, 2013


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by TheFederalNerd June 1, 2011


Bad design

Bad design is attributed to games that have Gameplay artifacts that unfairly punish the player should they not do as the game orders of them.
Bad design can also be exacerbated by games punishing players simply because they didn't know any better.

Terraria's boulder trap removes up to 400 HP instantly despite the fact players are not allowed to see it; A crystal-clear example of bad design.

Furthermore, they are not made aware of its existence until much later on in the game, meaning if they've attained valuable items it's all lost in a matter of seconds without the chance of retaliation.

by szjfdolyhhmntakietutuzqfezwqoh August 27, 2017


designated hitman

An assigned or appointed male individual who is used for strictly sexual needs and purposes. Common related terms and also known as a fuck buddy or friend with benefits

I'm tired of relationships , I'm just going to get myself a designated hitman. What's a designated hitman? The only man I let "hit it" with no strings attached.

by Bronxbatman November 26, 2015


Designated Catcher

A passenger designated to catch Pokemon in place of the driver.

I did not want to play Pokemon Go and drive at the same time so made one of my passengers a "designated catcher" in my place.

by Like a Bosh July 8, 2016