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A super fat fuck who sweats a lot and gets caught fucking a preachers daughter like a dumbass
He just looks like a Dallas Duncan
When a person throws a dildo like a dart (or knife, depending on size) at a person who is bent over without pants in an attempt to lodge the dildo in that persons open anus
After the frat attempted the dallas dartboard, james’ asshole was bruised for a week and they all signed to a no homo agreement as per bro code
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The act of riding your partner like a horse, or a bull, while taking a shit on their back.
After a long day at the rodeo, Jim headed home to give his wife a Dallas Steamer.
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A small Catholic wonderland located outside of Dallas in a suburb called Irving. Though the average student may obey the rules or pray for fun, a typical UD-er shares an increased spiritual perceptiveness and an above average intelligence. Academics are intense, professors are involved, Deans eat in the campus dining hall, and unlike most colleges- dedicated monagamous relationships are cool.
Not to be associated with other religious institutions in the area such as SMU, Baylor University, or TCU.
Abbreviated as UD, not to be confused with Urban Dictionary.
"You go to the University of Dallas?"
"Yes, work hard, pray hard."
"Say what?"
"That's how we roll... like the boulder on Jesus' grave."
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(Verb.) The sexual act of taking 5 cans of chili and pouring them into a rusty blender. Then you take you genitalia (usually penis) and put it into the blender. While pressing "BLEND" do not withdraw the genitalia. This can cause extreme pain.
*Disclaimer: Warning, do not try this sexual activity, you will loose your private parts.*
Dude, last night I Dallas Tornadoed and it felt great!
I do not understand why any one would want to Dallas tornado.
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Slang term for the penis-shaped Reunion Tower in Dallas, Texas. Symbolic for Texans' often-times hubris and macho behavior.
We drove through Dallas-Fort Worth metro area today and I was able to capture a great picture of the Dallas Phallus.
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Founded in 1960, the experienced much success due to the longevity of excellent coach Tom Landry, who led the team from its inception until 1988. In 1966, they began a streak of 8 straight playoff berths, lasting until 1973. After a one year interuption a 9 year playoff streak unfolder from 1975-83. During this time, Dallas was dominant during the regular season, but seemed to be somewhat unsuccessful in the postseason. They lost their first Super Bowl in 1970 on a last second Colts field goal, but followed it up with a Super Bowl VI win the next year. In the 1970s, the Cowboys were called America's Team, and had a fierce rivalry with the Pittsburgh Steelers, as both were easily the best and most popular teams in football. While Dallas claimed its second title in 1977 in Super Bowl XII, they came up on the losing end of 2 Super Bowl apperances against the Steelers in 1975 and 1978. After the dominance of the 1970s and 1980s came to an end in Landry's last playoff berth in 1985, the team went through a short but bitter downfall, before quickly rebounding in the early 1990s. From 1991-99, they earned 8 playoff berths in 9 seasons but most importantly won 3 more Super Bowl crowns with a new cast of characters such as Troy Aikman and Emmitt Smith. Their back-to-back 1992 and 1993 Super Bowl XXVII and XXVIII wins over Buffalo were dominanting, but their Super Bowl XXX victory over archrival Pittsburgh was contreversial due to 2 terrible Steeler interceptions. In recent years, the team hasn't been such a force, with just 1 playoff berth in this decade, coming during the 2003 season.
"The Dallas Cowboys have handed the Buffalo Bills their fourth straight Super Bowl loss, as Dallas captures the title."
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