Danish headbutt

The only way to do a headbutt with a crate of beer in each hand.

Swede 1: "Han kom hit med en ölfat i varje hand, och han slog mig rakt ut." ("He came over with beerkeg in each hand and he knocked me right out.")

Swede 2: "Hur gjorde han det?" ("How did he do that?")

Swede 3: "Måste ha varit den berömda danska skallning antar jag." ("Must have been the renowned danish headbutt.")

Danish Deuce

Taking an extremely large amount of laxatives then chucking your poop at your partner like a monkey.

Please don’t do danish deuce tonight.

Danish Mudflaps

Pretty much the same thing as Turkish mudflaps, but neater and with better insurance

OMG she/he has Danish Mudflaps!

Danish Mustache

Eating hollandaise sauce from the vagina of a dead hooker, resulting in a neat Mustache of hollandaise sauce and decomposition fluids

Jason started collecting Danish mustaches due to his love of dead hookers and hollandaise sauce.

Danish Handjob

A conventional handjob - though not to completion - wherein the receiver alternates between stroking the shaft and painfully crushing the testicles.

I was in my car with my latest guy-friend the other day, and I totally gave him a Danish Handjob.

Danish beads

Danish beads are wooden anal beads. That's it.

Forget silicone. Get you some Danish beads.

Danish billy

A dick

Matt put his Danish billy in my honey hole