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a bad excuse used to get out of a solicitor phone call; can be expanded to bad excuses for other reasons
origin: "I can't talk right now, my daughter is student teaching."
Use: "Hey, wheres paul? i thought he had to work today."
"nah. called in, said he had a sore ankle."
"Oh, i see. his daughter must be student teaching."
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The art of female masturbation
"Wheres Trinizzle?" "oh she's playing with mother palm and her five daughters."
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A romance between a father-in-law and a daughter-in-law. Which sometimes happens especially when his wife is a bitch to him and her daughter ,which is his daughter-in-law, at the same time.
They have a father-in-law daughter-in-law romance.
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A phrase used by Dracula from the famous Disney movie "Hotel Transylvania", which he uses when his son-in-law Jonathan is engaging in sexual intercourse with his daughter Mavis and he somehow finds it funny.
"Sorry, Drac. I was late. I was doing stuff. "
"It's okay, I am stuff"
"No, Mavis, no"
"Haha Jonathan, you are banging my daughter. "
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An internet meme, similar to "I'm 12 years old and what is this".
It originally started on the website mylifeisaverage.com when a poster said that their 9 year old daughter read the website and that the other users of the site should watch what they said.
It is used as a joke when something inappropriate or something using cuss words is posted.
Person 1:Omg, I'm so badass.
Person 2: My 9 year old daughter reads this!
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yet another phrase for spanking the monkey, five knuckle shuffle etc
I'm off to visit mrs palm and her five lovely daughters
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