Dead

1. What you are when-

-you get too old
-you bleed too much
-you get poisoned

-you get too hot or cold
-you listen to Justin Bieber

1. People die when they are killed

2.

Wanda: Hey I can't go to the park my grandmas dead
Cara: oh that's a bummer how'd she die
Wanda: Justin Bieber was playing on the radio and she didn't have her earplugs

The deads

When smoking marijuana and so high that everything's funny and slow at the same time

"mar" "that was some good tree bro"

"Key" "yeah bro I'm "the deads."

That's a dead

That's a dead means the joke is not funny or the joke has no use or meaning any more

1. Brittany: Hey Sarah I just said to Jessica deez nuts , GOT EEEM!

Sarah: 😑 That's a dead

Deaded

Dead mean that u made me laugh or u said something funny

Omg that’s to Funny u deaded me

Deaded

When a person cuts communication only after getting a response from a friend or acquaintance. Its not quite bad as ghosting, but is more aggravating because you knew they were around to see the message

I dont think Joelman liked my response to his text. He hasn't messaged me back in days. I think I have been deaded...

dead on

a dead person's hard on

an open casket was a bad idea. jerry has a dead on.

Dead

Drop-dead gorgeous looking girl

There are mad deads in this city...theyre all hot"